The man allegedly performed a sex act in front of a female student. Detectives have launched an investigation after a "fat naked man with a small penis" performed a sex act in front of a student. Officers received a call from a distressed female who said a man "with testicles that hang noticeably low" had performed a sex act on himself in front of her on Sunday afternoon in York.

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Small penises are hilarious! He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. So I guess that only makes me half a bitch. He has a good attitude.
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The need to tell everyone that you find women attractive is really strange. The effort and care to place that on the back of your car I think stems from insecurity. We call the huge pipes douche flutes.
North Yorkshire Police are searching for the large, pale man who was bare-chested with his trousers around his ankles. A fat naked man with a small penis and low hanging testicles masturbated in front of a shocked female student in York, police have said. The large offender, bare-chested and with his trousers around his ankles, touched himself in a sexual manner before the disgusted year-old woman. North Yorkshire Police said the man 'remained in the same location for around five minutes before making off'. A police statement said: "The man is described as white with a very pale complexion, aged between 35 and 45 years, around 5ft 10in tall with a fat build. Police patrols have been stepped up in the area to provide public reassurance while the investigation continues.